SexyBackStache
I’ve got a sexy stache.
Gilles and Stephen don’t know how act.
They think they’re special and they like to gloat—
But facial hair is all I need for votes
(Take ‘em to thebills!)
(Listen)
I won’t shave… (Uh-huh) This stache will make sure those PCs won’t stray, (Uh-huh)
You know I’ll be there if they misbehave, (Uh-huh)
Official opposition saves the day. (Uh-huh)
Take ‘em to the caucus!
Come to the floor
(Go MP, go with it)
Join our side
(Go MP, go with it)
N.D.P.!
(Go MP, go with it)
Seat’s on me!
(Go MP, go with it)
Lemme see what your riding is
(Go MP, go with it)
Nevermind my hip
(Go MP, go with it)
This you can quote—
(Go MP, go with it)
Go ahead, vote
(Go MP, go with it)
damn.
Get your sexy stache (yes)(go MP, go with it) x4
(ahhh)
Get your sexy stache (yes)(go MP, go with it) x3
Get your sexy stache. Uh.
I’ve got a sexy stache. (Yeah)
Them other leaders just don’t have my tact, (Yeah)
Come let me make up for the bling they lack, (Yeah)
Iggy’s sinking, I’ve got to pick up his slack. (Yeah)
(Take ‘em to the bills!)
(Listen)
I won’t shave… (Uh-huh) This stache will make sure those PCs won’t stray, (Uh-huh)
You know I’ll be there if they misbehave, (Uh-huh)
Official opposition saves the day. (Uh-huh)
(Take ‘em to the caucus!)
Elect me!
NDP!
Elect me!
Uh. (Yes)
I’ve got a sexy stache (yeah)
You other leaders watch how I attack (yeah)
If that’s your voter, better watch your back (yeah)
‘Cause I’ll woo her with my stache, and that’s a fact (yeah)
(Take ‘em to the caucus!)
Elect me!
(Yes)
NDP!
(Yes)
(Yes)
Elect me!
(Ahhh)(Yes)
NDP!
